I Love This Song TOOOOO!

Self-Portrait #284

Pete's birthday. Not my idea.

One of these things is not like the other.

Enough said.

Self-Portrait #264

It only took me 21/2 weeks to come up with this disguise.

During my trip to NYC a few weeks ago I was eating in a restaurant with friends when one of them stopped mid-sentence to point out this painting.













Oh, it's just a painting of...wait...looking closer....

...yeah that's right, there are horses "doing it" in the background. I'm hoping all of my blog readers are over 18 years of age and not offended by horse porn.

Self-Portrait #209?

I was trying to get this mule to take me to Jesus but we just walked
in circles.

I Don't Care

This picture will help illustrate why the children ate my soul this week. The assignment at this camp was to make a flag that represents you since we had spent all week learning about other countries, their flags, and their traditions. These two little girls made these flags about themselves. I can't stop laughing about it. They are in the 2nd grade, I hadn't reached the "I don't care" point until I was 16. The hearts are my favorite touch.

Happy Birthday Mom!!!

It's my moms birthday and in celebration I thought I would take some time to honor her with a photo tribute. Here are the top ten reasons why my mom is awesome.

Reason #1 She was a damn cute baby. She doesn't even look real. She is about 18 months old here, when I was 18 months old I looked like an old man.


















Reason #2 She was also a really adorable teenager with helmet hair. I'm still amazed that that was actually a style and what is more amazing is that my grandmother still fixes her hair this way everyday.



















Reason #3 She brought me into this world! This picture also contains Reason #4 She paid for my brother to get braces. There is a highway between his two teeth in this picture. Yikes!



















Reason #5 She made me look all pretty for my preschool picture.





















Reason #6 She also let me pick my own hair cut for my kindergarten picture. Yes, I remember requesting this one.



















Reason #7 She exposed me to the Chippendale's at a very early age.
















Reason #8 She didn't make fun of me for spending hours making my hair look like this. Sorry ozone! There is a hole in the environment in the shape of that hair! Nice windbreaker too.

















Reason #9 She's HOTT and she passed that on to me.


















Reason #10 She didn't kill me before graduating from high school, God knows she came close a few times and I deserved it.



Happy Birthday MOMMY!